Tuesday, April 15, 2008

More children


Well I never thought I would be a father again but now I have two green children to add to the family. I wonder what people will say?

So cute


I never saw such a fascinating thing in my life. My husband gave birth to not 1 but 2 little green babies. They look so precious. I am going to have to keep this quiet. Who knows what some fanatical residents might do. A few of them think we are going to war already.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

55 is the new 25


Well the time has come and I think I look better then ever. Logan and I celebrating our 55th birthday together. I think we are going to retire and work on our hobbies at home and spend time with Eric.

Old man!


Well today I am the old man of the house. I feel great and now I can hang out with the seniors club. My son in law got taken by aliens. This is not the first time our hood has had trouble with them and it ended badly for us before so we better watch our back.

Bad timing



Well how am I supposed to explain to my curious son that his father is pregnant. I was not home at the time but Tyler told me what happened and it seems they are back taking out men an impregnating them with their offspring. I hope this will not be a regular occurence.

What went on


I was searching the skies with the telescope and suddenly there was a birght light and a vacum and I got sucked upwards. I do not remember what happened after that but it seems I have gained a bit of weight.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Dinner with the family


We had a nice family dinner tonight. Cassidy won the hood vote so I am happy about that. Finally after generations we will have some say in how this hood is run.

I won!


I won Hood Spokessim. I am so happy right now. We already had our first meeting and things are already happening.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Happy family


Eric is so big now. I am so happy he is happy and healthy. I was nominated for a position on the council. I can't say which position it is but it would be exciting to get it. I could really make some changes in the hood.




Sunday, January 6, 2008

Law is my life

I am doing great at the law firm. I am a senior member now due to my work experience and have a lot of high profile clients. Things are going great for us at home and my grandson is such a good boy. He does not cry a lot and play with his toys without fuss. I wonder what he will be when he grows up. Perhaps I can train him in a law career.

Elderhood

Well I will soon be an elder and I want to retire at that time so I better start getting my finances in order. I my daughter opens a store here in the house I can help with that while still collecting a pension.

New shop?

I am so glad my parents are helping Tyler and I out. Being a parent is so hard but we are making it work. We want to open a shop selling items but think we should do it out of the house so we don't have to buy a lot.

Toddler time

Things are going great here. I got a promotion at work and Eric is now a toddler. He has his mother's hair but I will be able to tell better when he is a child who he looks like more.